How The Frack Do I Play


Introduction

Is your friend secretly a cylon? If yes, it's time to test their endurance for public humiliation in a QUELF CHALLENGE ROUND...and if they succeed in galloping around your house to the theme of 'Chariots of Fire' then present them with a towering display of JENGA where their dexterity and balance remain on the line just long enough for a moral dilemma of hypothetical attractiveness in the face of escort service to come barreling down ON THEIR CONSCIOUS....BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA...THE GAME...

Setting the Mood


Battlestar Galactica must be played inside a tent and/or pillow fort, or any other structure that is safe from potentional assaults by rape-y animals, and with proper security protecting the players from said rape-y animals.

Preparation


Object of the Game